10 Ideas To Spice Up A Boring Business Trip

1) ... Requesting the check-in agent to assign you a window seat on the bus to the aircraft

2) ... Trying to bypass security control with the explanation that you're a vegetarian

3) ... Insisting to be frisked by a security officer from the opposite sex stating you are homosexual

4) ... Demanding a VAT invoice in the duty free shop

5) ... Attempting to board an El-Al flight to Tel Aviv with a boarding pass to Teheran

6) ... Asking the flight attendant whether you are on the right flight to Ouagadugu

7) ... Asking the same flight attendant to show you the right door to the mens room as you've just accidentally bumped into the ladies room

8) ... Throwing your old-fashioned (fully wound up) alarm clock into the bin in the lavatory and notifiying the cabin crew about a suspicious ticking sound

9) ... Waiting at the rear of the aircraft for your bag to be offloaded after arrival

10) ... Complaining at the lost&damanged baggage counter about the fact that the colour of your bag has changed during the flight from dark blue to red and demanding appropriate compensation